when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it
i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places
this is why i have trust issues
you can clearly see the first one is red while the second one is blood orange
We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
I love my skin!
This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine