I don’t even care how this happened
*this pizza serves 4-6 people*
bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me
When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way
Story of my life.
life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything u feel
[bottles up feelings and lets them age for 10 years like a fine wine]
Who Wants to be a Millionaire? What a stupid question. Of course I want to be a millionaire. I thought this show would have harder questions.